Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Glass Dildo 7/10

This beautiful beaded dildo was my very first foray into glass, I’ve had it for nearly two years now, and whilst it doesn’t get half as much attention as it used to, I still consider it a worthwhile addition to my toy box. After all I did once claim it had ‘brought out my inner sexual goddess’ I might have been exaggerating a little, but it really has changed the way I masturbate for the better.

The glass dildo is a Lovehoney own product and therefore comes in their standard pink and white packaging. Its simple; no smut, no cringey slogans, but yessssh am I so bored of pink and white. You will also receive a fuzzy black storage bag with pink string ties, it kindly keeps the dust away from your glass by catching and covering itself with it instead.

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The glass is flawless, crystal clear, with a small Lovehoney logo embossed on the base/large ball. I would have loved it a million times more if the glass was coloured but since coloured glass is a lot more expensive, I’m glad they’ve kept costs down so the marked price was more reasonable for people.

There are five small beads (including the head) and one large that makes a flared base or handle for the toy. I love the curve on this dildo but I wish the head was slightly bigger to help cover a larger surface area, as my g-spot dislikes being prodded. The small girth of the dildo (4”) lends itself well to first time glass use, as the unforgiving nature can catch you somewhat off guard.

If you dislike feeling like you’re being penetrated by Jack Frost, you can run the dildo under a warm tap for a few minutes first. Adversely if fucking yourself with an icicle is your idea of a fun time, run it under the cold tap or leave it in the fridge. These temperature play options are what make glass, despite its inflexible nature, such a versatile toy. On a hot sticky day that leaves you feeling meh about masturbating be super brave and stick this in the freezer for 10 minutes, it’s a fantastic way to cool down.

Before glass I didn’t own a ‘dildo’, in fact I didn’t own anything that didn’t vibrate, swirl or thrust mechanically. Having never managed to get myself to orgasm with my hands I’d given up on doing any of the work myself. I’d gotten used to the layback and think of England approach to masturbation, and honestly it wasn’t working out too well for me. Having this piece of glass changed all that, you have to be pro-active, its not going to DO anything without some effort, I finally stepped and took control of my own pleasure and I’ve never looked back.

Use any lube you like with these, but don’t feel like you need to be generous the smooth nature makes for a slick friction free ride anyway. I still remember the first time I used this, the cold kiss of it on my labia, the soft pressure and then subtle pop as the first bead went it. I love the intense beaded texture, it creates fantastic sensation as each bulge enters. I always start slow, pulling it almost all the way out and then back in again, I find I get a lot of pleasure from my vaginal opening as well as my g spot doing this.

Next I up the pace but only pull out and push back in one bead, these short quick thrusts help to keep pressure on my g-spot and still feel great at my vaginal opening. I then add a vibe to my clit and tense my kegel muscles holding onto the dildo, which allows me to orgasm in minutes. This combo claimed my squirting virginity last year, a phenomenon that has only been achieved by two other toys since.

The last big ball works as a very comfortable handle, which is good as you need to keep hold of this. If you let it go the weight of the bulb will cause the dildo to turn around, which can be uncomfortable. It may not be suitable for those who need handles with a bit of extra leeway due to short arm length or body mass.

Tie me up and tease me. This toy is ideal for partner play. It’s not threatening, it doesn’t look trashy or girly (its cool if that’s your thing, but it’s not mine) and it’s great for a romantic and sensual experience. When C is in charge for the evening he will tie me up and tease me with each bead, then make me stand up and try to hold onto the dildo (keep a pillow under you) whilst standing cane in hand waiting for the weight to conquer my kegels.

I had never considered a beaded toy before and I was really missing out, the feel as each one pops in is incredible. And they feel just as good coming back out! This is not a toy you can be lazy with, but if you put in a little leg work you’ll never look back! I was worried that glass would be a little boring but it’s honestly so versatile with what you can do with it! I could happily spend the rest of my life with this toy in my vagina and since its glass I guess I can, as there’s no motor to fail or material to degrade. 😀

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Positives: Super easy to clean, intense texture, g-spot curve, toy4lyfe.

Negatives: You have to be a little careful with this like all glass toys, I did hurt myself a few times. I also found I had to lie down to use this as moving positions with it in hurt! I would now love more girth.

Buy this beaded glass dildo at Lovehoney for £22.99

 

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