Super StrapON Soft Leather Harness Review 7/10

I’ll be honest, reviewing clothes and equipment terrifies me. I can talk about how something felt jammed against my vulva all day long but writing about a harness? I can barely find more to say than, “I got to fuck my boyfriend, it was hot!“. When I’m reviewing a sex toy I’ll sit there and write notes on my phone whilst I jack off. Pausing before and after orgasm to wrinkle up my nose and type out a detailed synopsis of the sensations I’m feeling and weather the button positioning makes me want to throw the whole thing at a wall. Whereas when using a harness I have no time for mental notes – my mind is focused on keeping a steady rhythm, listening/watching for my partners reactions and trying not to explode into a puddle of arousal because holy-fuck it’s hot!

Unfortunately, I’m pretty obligated to write reviews, and telling you how insanely hot fucking my boyfriend is really isn’t that helpful. So here we go, this is my (slightly late) review of what is possibly one of the cutest harnesses I’ve ever seen.

This soft leather harness comes in no less than seven different colors (including gold and a super cute pale blue!). It’s made in two different sizes both of which are very adjustable – the small/medium fits up to a 12 (UK) and the medium/large fits sizes 14-20 (UK). The straps adjust separately for waste size and buttock/thigh size.

Getting this harness on can be tricky, the leather doesn’t have any stretch and doesn’t glide well over skin either. I recommend loosening all the straps right off, then stepping in to the harness, pulling it up and tugging the loose ends until the straps sit snuggly against you. I was very unsure at first whether the harness should sit under or above my hip bones. It felt more secure and sturdy above them but that caused the back to bunch up in an unsightly way. I can use this harness in both positions so I guess it’s just a matter of personal preference.

This harness comes with three flexible O-rings of varying sizes. God help you if you value spontaneity and ‘staying in the moment’ though because it takes a good 10-15 minutes to change the O-ring. Changing a tyre on my car takes less time than that. This long winded process includes undoing all four adjustable straps on the harness (as these are also what holds the O-rings in place) and then trying to remember how to thread all the straps back through their buckles when you’re done.

The harness holds dildos perfectly, allowing the bases to sit comfortably against me and making sure my silicone dicks never feel unstable or unruly. The set of O-rings cover every dildo in my collection, from the bulging beasts to the slender slim-line’s. Cleaning and caring for this harness is far trickier than my machine washable underwear style rodeo’s. I can’t simply lob this at the washing basket (or the floor) when I’m done – it must be wiped down with a damp soapy cloth and then hung up to air dry. Which I rarely have the energy (or will power) to do after sex. 

I was really unsure about trying a “strap” style harness (my tried and trusted harness is a pair of rodeo knickers and I’ve always been put off by those cheap rucksack style straps most harnesses have). Overall, I’ve been pretty pleasantly surprised by this harness. I can fuck seamlessly with it, I never have to stop to adjust mid sex and generally I simply forget I’m wearing it. It costs about the same as a pair of rodeos and delivers a completely different ascetic – one my bf greatly appreciates! I guess what I’m trying to say is, I really do like this harness, its only downfall is I’m too damn lazy to adjust it and clean it.

You can buy this harness from Sh! for £58.00.

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